• Autumn in New York - A middle-aged playboy falls in love with a dying quarter-aged woman.
• Bless the Child - A posessed niece with extraordinary powers sneezes. What do you do?
• Cecil B. Demented - Cinematic terrorists make an underground movie.
• Intern - A cinderella story about an intern at a fashion magazine.
• The Replacements - Football players strike, allowing even less talented replacements to take their place.

Monty's Krown (875 Monroe Ave.) will have the noisy punk (I think) band The Sluts with Cuban Music Crisis.

Over at the The Bug Jar (219 Monroe Ave.) is Precious, White Cotton Panties, Tessu, and Division.

Starting at "dusk", Stuart Little will be shown at Highland Bowl (South Ave. at Robinson Dr.)

Milestones (170 East Ave.) is again hosting Freetime Magazine's Most Popular Band Contest with Middle Earth versus Liquid Wrench.

Dinner as always at California Rollin' at Village Gate Square (274 N. Goodman St.)

For those special enough, Sarah Slean will be at the crappy venue Milestones (170 East Ave.) See WBER's page for more info.

If you'd like to see something with a curious title, the Dryden Theater at George Eastman House (900 East Ave.) is showing Sex: The Annabel Chong Story about a woman who had sex with 25.1 men per hour for 10 hours during a porno shoot.

Karaoke with Sugar Bear at Boston Brew Company (251 Exchange Blvd.)

In the "random something new" category, Cole Gockley opens for South Central at Richmonds (21 Richmond St.)

In the "random something else" category, Monty's Krown (875 Monroe Ave.) will have the reggae stylings of Mulanda.

In the "same as it ever was" category, The Bug Jar (219 Monroe Ave.) has Croonin' Kurt, and The Hi Risers.

But prior to those, see North by Northwest at the Dryden Theater at George Eastman House (900 East Ave.)

WBER night at Red (171 St. Paul.)

To feel good and hear good music, Water Street Music Hall (204 N. Water St.) is hosting the Alternatives for Battered Women, Inc. Benefit with Rype, Colorblind James Experience, and White Cotton Panties at 2:00 p.m. Call 232-5200 for info on the event.

I Are Bee Gee:

• Reruns! Every last one!

Trivia Quiz continues at The Old Toad (277 Alexander St.)

In a surprising turn of events there's two entries in the "freaky-named bands" category.

First, The Bug Jar (219 Monroe Ave.) has Daevid Allen's University of Errors and Coffee.

And B., Dinosaur Barbeque (South Ave. and Court St.) has Big Ass Pork Plate. Weren't they in Heathers or something? "Mmm. Mmm. I love to suck on Big Ass Pork Plate."

Open mic poetry at Java's (16 Gibb Street) starting around 9:30.

From 5:00 p.m. to 8:00 p.m. is Wednesday Nights at High Falls at the corner of Commercial St. near Jillian's (Corner of Commercial St. and Mill St.) Tonight it's Better Days.

Later, at the dreaded Johnny's Smoke Free Bar (1382 Culver Rd.) is the comedy improv troupe Nuts and Bolts.